Turns out, I did. I present Bacteria:
Photo from .serendip's Flickr Photostream.
Since I work in a lab testing wastewater I am constantly covered in bacteria. So why not knit some? No, seriously, I think I may knit one and put it on my desk at work. It will be awesome.
Want to knit your own bacteria? The pattern is available for free here.
So, what's new in your queue?